Stranger: hi
You: Sup?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm good, what abt ya?
Stranger: just chilling, talking to my friends
You: So am i, haha. ASL?
Stranger: 14/f/cali
Stranger: you?
You: 17/male/LA.
Stranger: cool
You: Where in cali do you live in?
Stranger: san fernando :)
You: Los angeles ^^
Stranger: cool
You: Ahah you're pretty boring.
Stranger: oh, gee
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: ¬_¬
You: Fuck off.
Stranger: you fuck off, fucko
You: You're a loser.
Stranger: your moms a loser, shit head
You: I will fly over to San Fernando, find your house, go into your bedroom and shit in your mouth.
Stranger: really? ;) i like that sort of shit
You: I will throw you outta your window.
You: Or hang you up on the ceiling fan and turn it on.
Stranger: heh, yeah, you COULD try, but i have an m16 that says differently
You: Fuck that shit.
Stranger: thought as much, no one wants to be shot with military hardware these days
Stranger: pussy
You: I'll bomb your house.
You: Bomb it all the way to Africa.
You: And your m16 can lick my shoes.
Stranger: uhuh... you and what army, shithead
Stranger: ?
You: Myself.
Stranger: right
Stranger: try find me first, towel head
You: Loser. Go play neopets.
Stranger: hahaha, neopets
Stranger: thats been around since i was 3
Stranger: i preffer GoW myself
You: You'll shoot yourself in the foot with your M16 if you ever try to take an aim, fag.
You: You should shoot yourself in the head and the world would be much happier.
Stranger: i should shoot you mama, because she so dumb, it wouldnt make a difference with her brains blown out
You: If you can ever get any aim, that is.
Stranger: so lick my proverbial balls, dogfucker
You: You'll probably shoot the postman next to me.
Stranger: or your whole family
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
