Hanah hanah.

Today's wednesday! Wee-u-weet! Can sleep for an extra hour niaoooooooooooo~ I like~

Was very sian coz i thought there was gonna be Physics remedial after school but end up don't have. Yayyyyyyyy~

YENKA.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: My pee.
2. Last phone call: Tomorrow.
3. Last text message: Myself.
4. Last song you listened to: My own singing.
5. Last time you cried: I never cry before.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Thrice also got ah, kai wan siao.
7. Been cheated on: Nehnehpok la.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes :(
9. Lost someone special: Yes~ I cry alr :'(
10. Been depressed: No~
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes -_-

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Black
13. Black
14. Black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: I have no friends :(
16. Fallen out of love: Fall until bleed alr.
17. Laughed until you cried: I cry until i laugh.
18. Met someone who changed you: Plastic surgeons? No.
19. Found out who your true friends were: :O
20. Found out someone was talking about you: :0
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: I alr say i no friends right.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: None.
23. How many kids do you want to have: 84
24. Do you have any pets: not now : 30 goldfishes.
25. Do you want to change your name: I want Jiheng.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Climg Mt. Everest.
27. What time did you wake up today: 200 o'clock.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Zai wan Rugbi!
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Time.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Tomorrow.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Jihengness.
32. What are you listening to right now: The fan. Very cold worh.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My neighbour LOL.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: School tmr :/
35. Most visited webpage:Pornsites.
36. Whats your real name: Jiheng owns.
37. Nicknames: Jingheng.
38. Relationship Status: Attached. :O
39. Zodiac sign: _l_
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Elementary?: Qiaonan Primary School
42. High School: Eastview Secondary School
43. College?: Raffles Junior College
44. Hair colour: Purple
45. Long or short: Bald.
46. Height: 173km.
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: No.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Everything. :O
49. Piercings: Don't have.
50. Tattoos: On Fadong leg.
51. Righty or lefty: Middlety.

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: 1 years old.
53. First piercing: Finger. The stapler kiap until.
54. First best friend: Tom.
55. First sport you joined: Rugbiiii.
56. First vacation: Hades
58. First pair of trainers: Mrt train.

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Shit
60. Drinking: Pee
61. I'm about to: Idk leh.
62. Listening to: My stomach growling.
63. Waiting for: Food

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Yeah
65. Get Married? Yeah
66. Career?: Yeah

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Mouth,
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses. The chocolate one. The Hershey Hershey one.
69. Shorter or taller: Shorter.
70. Older or Younger: Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Idk la.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Big stomach flabby arms.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Idk la.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Idk la.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: So many.
77. Drank hard liquor: Hard one cannot drink. Must bite.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yea.
79. Sex on first date: No date have sex alr.
80. Broken someone's heart: Pianggggg~
82. Been arrested: I arrest the police worh.
83. Turned someone down: Upside down.
84. Cried when someone died: Yea.
85. Fallen for a friend?: My friend fell for me more like.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: :D
87. Miracle: :/
88. Love at first sight: :P
89. Heaven: :O
90. Santa Claus: :l
91. Kiss on the first date: :D :D :D
92. Angels: :0

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: 3.
95. Did you sing today?: Yea.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No :O
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: 100000 years.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Idk leh.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No. :O
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: 100 lies more like.

Okie i come and update kayz.

I've been very fine for this past few weeks LOL and. Uh. Idk what to say alr.

BAI.

the shenanigans jingheng has been up to since his last update:

1. still smoking 10 packets of ciggs every day despite promising his girlfriend to cut down;

2. still not studying;

3. still not bothering about the impending 'O' levels;

4. still being very mean to his girlfriend;

5. still burping into his girlfriend's face every time he burps even when she openly expresses her disgust.

:O

okay lah, to be honest, he've been helping his mother out until no time for anything else [including me!!]. such a mama's boy, awwww.

http://www.formspring.me/jinghengowns LIMPEI WU FORMSPRING LIAO.

OHAI.

Didn't go for MT coaching today because ni ma de pi. AIYA I LAZY BLOG ALR LA.

BYE.

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:)

I think Weiling looks good here HAHAHA okay whatever :B

My mum's overseas for 2 weeks \m/ \m/ \m/ and i'm left alone at home to do all the household choressssssss :( :( :(

Okay leave sweeping and mopping the floor and tidying up the rooms aside as i'm not a neatness freak hehehehe.

But i've to clean up the newspapers at my dog's den everydayyyyyy. It stinks like pooooo (btw it is poo LOL) and iron my own clothes (idk how to iron hahaha i've always led a life of luxury) and wash my own clothessssss (before this 'washing clothes' was just the simple task of dumping those clothes into the washing machine) and now actually have to use the washing power and press the thing and idk how HAHAHA what of it explodes or something LOLOLOLOLOL.

Hello 8)

Anyway i'm supposed to do my D&T and study for my SS essay :O I know the question already! \m/ \m/ \m/

Okay but i haven't studied, LOL. I'm stuck on www.lamebook.com HAHAHAHA.

Kay bai~

I'm back on Tumblr :O But like boring only :/

I'm totally lagging behind in my D&T~~~~

OKAY I VOW TO DO TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL WITH HASSAN THE HITAM. Oh cannot, tmr got Math extra classes!

OKAY FRIDAY.

OH ALSO CANNOT. Friday nights out~ HAHAHA.

Okay next week i promise HAHAHAHAHAH.

BUAIX.

JINGHENG IS THE ULTIMATE BEST.

HAPPY SECOND MONTH. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU THE MOST AND WE'LL LAST THROUGH THE MONTHS TILL YEARS AND WE'LL NEVER EVER HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM THIS RELATIONSHIP. :)))))))

Nicholas Ong is a big, tall and retarded.

The first time i remember seeing him is during Chinese class, 2009. I thought he was a retain coz he very the ji tall yi xia and i never see him before.

Kay actually is he keep pestering me to post abt him one LOL.

My condolences. I'll always remember you. )':

:O :O :O

NICHOLAS THE COCKSUCKER

Hello! I'm backkkkkk.

My laptop was like very the slow, cursor can lag somemore :O And i couldn't find the recovery disc :(

And after like 3 days i found it LOL.

Have to reinstall everything backkkk. My files all gone liaoooo. Shattered memories. LOL. *Cries*

Yeah man my live today is complete :P

Football Channel: Man Utd VS Liverpool Live~ 9:25pm

SuperSports: WWE NXT 12:30am

:D :D :D

HELLO. It's 6:38 in the morning :O

Me, Wenkai and Zen is currently at LAN, freezing. Coldddddddd like cannot become colder alr. (Okay the keyboard very hard to type :O) This LAN very zai one leh. 15RM / hr. Daylight robbery only~

OKAY LEFT 200 SECONDS END ALR. BAIS.

I MISS WEILING RAI :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".

Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"

Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed.. it's shit!! Phew.. luckily we never stepped on it!!!".

YEAH MAN. Oral in like, 2 more hours~

*Cries*

Eh seriously lorrrrr. I very the saigerehai lazy to go~ :O

And i'm tired ttmfm naoz. Slept from 5 till 8, i wanna sleep alreadyyyyyyyy and skip oral~ AND RIGHT. I'm also starving LOL. I wna eat. Lasagna~ EH NO I WANT ASTON'S MASHED POTATO \m/ Woohoo~ Iiex also wants thes Chocolateh ice blended from the opposite the schoolzx worhzxzx.

K BAIS.

Taken from Junhao's old blog (LOL, I STILL HAVE THE LINK LEH HAO GE) which he took from my old blog LOL.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
At the food court eating~

2. Who are you in love with?
Who else HAHAHA.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Weird weird one :O

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A shirt~

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I just did :O

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Noes.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
OF COURSE.
NOT.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
100 years ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nooooeszxzx~

10. Are you hot?
Blazing hot.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
LJS Coke :O

12. What are you wearing right now?
Tux.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Nicholas helps me to wash my car.

14. Last food that you ate?
Steamboat :O

15. Where were you last week at this time?
How i know sia. I think i was out :O

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Ehhhhh no.

17. When is the last time you ran?
Thursday! My thighs hurtttttt.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
EPL :O

19. What is your favorite animal?
An Irene.

20. Your dream vacation?
Either the Australia or the United States

21. Last person's house you were in?
Weiling :O

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Shoulder dislocation woosh.

23. Have you been in love?
I AM in love.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
:(

25. Last play you saw?
I forgot~

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My hot and sexaye bodehhhh~

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sleep la~

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I do not have MySpace :O

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Genting with Kaiz and Enzx.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yeah ~

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
If i was. Cows would fly and birds with ear grass. :'(

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Nothing :O

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
:O No!

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Hopefully not hehehe.

35. Where is your best friend?
Probably at home lol.

36. How is your best friend?
Fine :O

37. Do you have a tan?
Yeah :B

38. What are you listening to right now?
Escape The Fate - Not good enough for truth in cliche~

39. Do you collect anything?
Noes~

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
HEH.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
A few months back :O

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Then use what. Hose ah.

43. What does your last text message say?
"EH SIAO EH."

44. Do you like hot sauce?
No idea :O

45. Last time you took a shower?
7+pm :O

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I press washing machine can alr.

47. What is your heritage?
Haos i noes siasss~

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so. Heh.

49. Are you rich?
Very. T_T

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
On the bus with Klins, Xuanwei, Wk and Zen :O

I feel pretty awesome. Heh.

Oh anyway i slept till 5pm today so i won't expect to sleep anytime before 6am tonight :O Nyeh.

Oral on mondayyyy. Siansations. :/

My archives like ji cool yi xia, liang xia, san bai xia onlyyyyy :O

Just go up not long ago. Hehe :B

I think i woke up because i heard fire-trucks below my block :O Sure enough, they just arrived. Immediately grabbed my glasses and got ready to see the action :O But. They couldn't seem to locate the fire lol. :O

Nyeh. After 15 the crowd below was like. Boomz. LOL. Heads sticking out of every window on the opposite block like got money take like that~