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You: Who the fuck is this?

Stranger: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL

Stranger: this is Allie god damn it

You: Alliegator?

Stranger: hell yes

You: Holy cow fuck you.

Stranger: so your a cow

You: Micheal Jackson died :'(

Stranger: eternally frozen

You: Yea :(

You: Maybe you should die too?

Stranger: no alligators dont die this early

You: I don't care.

You: I could blow your brains out.

You: With a gun.

Stranger: well you should because I can eat you

Stranger: cows dont carry guns

You: I'm a special.

You: One.

You: Cow.

You: GET IT?

Stranger: i doubt it

You: I could squirt milk all over you.

Stranger: gross

You: Scared now aren't you?

Stranger: I'll realese my baby gators from my mouth to attack you from behind

You: I'll headbutt them.

You: With my horns :B

Stranger: you won't see them

Stranger: their wearing cloaks

You: I'll hit you in the midsection so you'll accidentally eat them.

You: I'll wear an invisibility cloak then.

Stranger: yours feet will leave imprints in the sand

You: I can fly.

You: I am the all amazing flying cow.

You: Have you heard of me?

You: They call me... Moo.

You: Fierce name ain't it?

Stranger: no so your apperently not that special

Stranger: your name isnt very clever

You: I am... Moo the terrifying.

Stranger: eh

You: The name 'Moo' brings fear to all.

Stranger: not much better

You: Yes it is.

Stranger: I'm not scared

You: When people hear the name 'Moo' they piss their pants.

Stranger: neither is my cult

You: And bow to me.

You: Your cult.

You: What fucking cult is that.

You: The banana cult?

Stranger: hahaha yes the banana cult

You: I like Bananas.

You: Was wondering if you ever allow cows in.

Stranger: for you yes, because this is one of the most entertaining conversations ive had

You: Ain't easy to get a good convo here on Omegle cos ppl are just looking for cybersex.

Stranger: hahaha yes!!

Stranger: i love messing with those peopel

You: Do you started of a convo with "Hi i'm looking for a hot chick" or something :/

Stranger: nah not my thing, i would come off as gay

Stranger: and i dont want to go there

You: Gay. Cool.

You: So what does the Banana Cult do anyway?

You: Now that i'm officially a member i need to know more bout' it.

Stranger: im not gay...

Stranger: the banana cult is so fantastic it will blow your mind

You: Really? Do we get free bananas?

Stranger: you have to wear a snuggie at all times.

Stranger: we are the creators of mlia

You: I love Bananas.

Stranger: as many as you can eat

You: RLY THEN THAT IS SO AWESOME.

Stranger: in everything

Stranger: banana bread

Stranger: banana pudding

You: BANANA CHOCOLATE.

Stranger: banana butter

You: BANANA SOUP

Stranger: banana mashed potatoes

You: BANANA RICE.

You: WOO BANANA FTW.

You: Bet you didn't know cows loved Bananas aye? *Grins*

Stranger: you got that right

You: I'm Moo the terrifying banana then.

Stranger: I knew this all along, the leader of the cult has mind reading powers

You: Are you leader?

Stranger: that is much better

Stranger: brb

Stranger: yes

You: Can i be your enternal cow servant?

You: Pleaseeeeeeee~

You: :)

Stranger: okay i am back to your service

You: Do you like to milkcows?

You: I could help provide Banana milkshake y'knowwww.

Stranger: sometimes, depends on where they breathe

You: Do you live on earth?

Stranger: monday-thursdays

You: What about the rest?

Stranger: that i can not share

You: I'm actually a messenger from the Greek Gods. I've come to tell you that you're gna die in 8 days.

Stranger: or they will take away our bananas

Stranger: and make us listen to lady gaga

You: Pleaseee. I'm your trusted servant.

Stranger: i can not bare lady gaga

Stranger: my skin begins to sizzle

You: And Bananas pop.

You: You have 8 days left.

You: Zeus told me.

Stranger: I don't believe in zeus

You: I am the servant of the Greek Gods.

You: He is existent.

Stranger: you have been lied to

You: Only people who do not have a ability to think would doubt the existence of Zeus.

Stranger: Zeus is actually Ronald McDonald

You: He is my master.

Stranger: he has been mocking you for years

You: How did you know?

You: He takes on a second identity that's all.

You: Anyway i've to go now. Olympus calls me.

You have disconnected.