Stranger: brasileiro?

You: No.

You: Pato.

You: Ronaldinho.

You: Robinho.

Stranger: ronaldinho bon

Stranger: robinho bon

Stranger: Pato vaca.

You: Vaca vaca.

Stranger: u know vaca?

Stranger: what vaca mean?

You: Yea, vaca vaca vaca.

You: Cow~

Stranger: u portugese?

You: No.

You: Google Translate mother fucker.