You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who the fuck is this?
Stranger: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
Stranger: this is Allie god damn it
You: Micheal Jackson died :'(
Stranger: eternally frozen
You: Maybe you should die too?
Stranger: no alligators dont die this early
You: I could blow your brains out.
Stranger: well you should because I can eat you
Stranger: cows dont carry guns
You: I could squirt milk all over you.
You: Scared now aren't you?
Stranger: I'll realese my baby gators from my mouth to attack you from behind
Stranger: you won't see them
Stranger: their wearing cloaks
You: I'll hit you in the midsection so you'll accidentally eat them.
You: I'll wear an invisibility cloak then.
Stranger: yours feet will leave imprints in the sand
You: I am the all amazing flying cow.
You: Have you heard of me?
You: They call me... Moo.
You: Fierce name ain't it?
Stranger: no so your apperently not that special
Stranger: your name isnt very clever
You: I am... Moo the terrifying.
You: The name 'Moo' brings fear to all.
Stranger: not much better
You: When people hear the name 'Moo' they piss their pants.
Stranger: neither is my cult
You: What fucking cult is that.
Stranger: hahaha yes the banana cult
You: Was wondering if you ever allow cows in.
Stranger: for you yes, because this is one of the most entertaining conversations ive had
You: Ain't easy to get a good convo here on Omegle cos ppl are just looking for cybersex.
Stranger: i love messing with those peopel
You: Do you started of a convo with "Hi i'm looking for a hot chick" or something :/
Stranger: nah not my thing, i would come off as gay
Stranger: and i dont want to go there
You: So what does the Banana Cult do anyway?
You: Now that i'm officially a member i need to know more bout' it.
Stranger: the banana cult is so fantastic it will blow your mind
You: Really? Do we get free bananas?
Stranger: you have to wear a snuggie at all times.
Stranger: we are the creators of mlia
Stranger: as many as you can eat
You: RLY THEN THAT IS SO AWESOME.
Stranger: banana mashed potatoes
You: Bet you didn't know cows loved Bananas aye? *Grins*
Stranger: you got that right
You: I'm Moo the terrifying banana then.
Stranger: I knew this all along, the leader of the cult has mind reading powers
Stranger: that is much better
You: Can i be your enternal cow servant?
Stranger: okay i am back to your service
You: Do you like to milkcows?
You: I could help provide Banana milkshake y'knowwww.
Stranger: sometimes, depends on where they breathe
You: Do you live on earth?
Stranger: monday-thursdays
You: What about the rest?
Stranger: that i can not share
You: I'm actually a messenger from the Greek Gods. I've come to tell you that you're gna die in 8 days.
Stranger: or they will take away our bananas
Stranger: and make us listen to lady gaga
You: Pleaseee. I'm your trusted servant.
Stranger: i can not bare lady gaga
Stranger: my skin begins to sizzle
You: You have 8 days left.
Stranger: I don't believe in zeus
You: I am the servant of the Greek Gods.
Stranger: you have been lied to
You: Only people who do not have a ability to think would doubt the existence of Zeus.
Stranger: Zeus is actually Ronald McDonald
Stranger: he has been mocking you for years
You: He takes on a second identity that's all.
You: Anyway i've to go now. Olympus calls me.
