Today, I received a txt from my dad saying, 'your cat has passed away. Lol.' He thinks it stands for lots of love. MLIA

Today, I noticed that the label on my shorts reads: DO NOT put it in the dryer. DO NOT use bleach. DO NOT light it on fire. DO NOT eat it. DO NOT pass go. MLIA.

Today, i was in my health class. Someone in the class asks the teacher, "Which type of STD would you have if you got to choose?" My teacher reply, "What type of bullet would you liked to be shot with?" Exactly. MLIA