Sunday, November 29, 2009

A
- Available: Yeah.
- Age: Fifteen
- Annoyance: Alarm clocks.
- Animal: Dogs?

B
- Beer: Is bullshit.
- Birthday: 25th November.
- Body Part on opposite sex: Whaaaat?
- Best feeling in the world: When you get to sleep back in.
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf probably.
- Best weather: Rainy when i'm indoors, windy when i'm out hah.
- Been in Love: Yeahz.
- Been on stage?: Uh huh.
- Believe in Magic: Try to uh.
- Believe in Santa: Probably when i was still a kid.

C
- Candy: Mentos. Eh.
- Colour: Black.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate. Always.
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Italian.
- Cake or pie: Pieee.
- Continent/Country to visit: Americaz.
- Cheese: Cheddar.

D
- Day or Night: Night ftw.
- Dancing in the rain: Naked.
- Do the splits: Woah.

E
- Eggs: Are fun to throw at people.
- Eyes: Dark brown.
- First thoughts waking up: "5 more minutes." Standard.
- Food: Lasagnas.
G
- Greatest Fear: Surrounded by large mutant cockroaches. No shit.
- Goals: Uh. Opps.
- Gum: Uh. Wrigleys.
- Getting along with your parents: Pretty well.

H
- Hair Color: Blackz.

I
- Ice Cream: Ben's and Jerry's.
- Jewelry: Nipple Piercings. Heh?
- Job: Student.

K
- Kids: Are annoying.
- Keep a journal: Blogz.

L
- Longest car ride: 7. 8.
- Love at first sight: No idea.
- Laughed so hard you cried: Teared.

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate Milk lol.
- Movies: Seldom.
- Motion sickness: Always.
- McD’s or BK: Macs ftw.

N
- Number of siblings: 00000.

O
- Overused phrases: I'm lazy.
- One Phobia: Cockroaches.

P
- Place you'd like to live: United States.
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi Twist.
- Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers probably.
- Piercing: 2.

Q
- Quail: iz cutez.

R
- Reason to cry: When the fridge's out of ice-cream.
- Reality T.V.: Woahz.
- Radio Station: Don't listen to radios.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Uh. No.
- Ring size: Never measured.

S
- Song: Figure 09.
- Shoe size: No idea. I like shoes which are a couple of sizes bigger. Which i can freely move my toes about.
- Salad Dressing: Ew.
- Sushi: Uh. Salmon?
- Skipped School: Sure.
- Slept outside: Yep.
- Sing In the shower?: Uh huh.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Neither.

T
- Tattoos?: None.
- Time for bed: Irregular.
- Thunderstorms: Woah.
- TV: Seldom watch TV. Hmm.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I've tried.

U
- Unpredictable: Eh?

V
- Vacation Spot: Aussie.

W
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No ideaz.
- Who makes you laugh the most?: Myself.
- Worst feeling: When you itch in hard-to-scratch places.
- Wanted to be a model: No? Haha!
- Worst Weather?: Sunny _l_

X
- X-Rays: Head.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009.
-Yellow: Isn't blue.

Z
- Zoo animal: Tigers? Heh.
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius.

Right i'm really bored.

DO THIS THEN TAG 20 FRIENDS! (OR MORE.) Then tag me back!

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten something confiscated in class.
[x ] Gotten suspended.
[x ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 4.

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total: 4.

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x]Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total: 5.

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm
[x] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to a MP3/iPod/handphone etc. during class.
Total: 4.


[x ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total: 5.

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 4.

[ ] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Read in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.
Total: 3.

Multiply by 3: 87%
"I messed up 87% of my teenage life."

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You must have faith.

There was this vending machine at HOGC, y'know, those types which has tidbits like mentos, Twisties, whatever which screw out stuff when you insert a coin.

Yea our mentos got stuck so we decided to shake the machineeee. Wenkai and Bingrong were there shaking their heads and telling us the mentos wouldn't come out.

So we shook. Banged. Rammed. They were right.

Me and Junhao returned to the auditorium feeling like a little bit of a loser when we decided we would go try again!

So we did. And a packet of twisties fell out. We returned to the auditorium laughing. Jitao funny okay. Bingrong was looking at us with that 'what in the world' expression. Haha!

We were feeling pretty confident so.... we tried again. Another packet of twisties came out again. This time we were really like, WOAH.

So we decided to go try for a other Twisties.

The mentos feel out.

You must have faith.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Wotcherrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Right. The Men United Conference today was pretty okayyyy. Okay as in boring yet interesting.

Headed over to Chomp Chomp after the conference, a famous food palace round Serangoon which i've never been to. Or heard of. It ain't that famous afterall.

Had Stingrays, Carrot Cakes, Satays, BBQ chicken wings and Prawn Noodlesssssssss. Weeeyumz.

AND RIIIIIGHT. The cup like super big only!


YOU SEEEE!

Hitched a ride on Gabriel's dad's car to the nearest bus-stop and bussed to Tampines with Wenkai and Junhaooooo.





Friday, November 27, 2009


Heck yeah can't wait to eattttt
Today, I was staying at a hotel and a girl came and knocked at my door. I opened it and when she saw me she started to laugh. After a minute of awkwardness she stopped laughing looked at me and said "I'm sorry I was just looking for a hair dryer." I'm bald.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I wanted to blog with pictures hahahaha so i went around snapping. :/



ANTS. Sorry la my camera noob bo bian cannot see.
They were catching fishes! Like cute onlyyyyyy!



Downtowncrowd. said (Yesterday at 11:53 PM):
I shall post~
Axxxxxxxl said (Yesterday at 11:53 PM):
... :(
i look good anyway! eh.



Stackos! They went to play it later on at LJS. Xiasuay onlyyyyy.


And lastly~ I show you a picture of my butt okay!

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WOO.

Mushroom buttzxz.

Kay baiz!
T'was a long day today.

Slept at 6:45am and woke at at 7.30am. Like pro only~

Anyway headed over to Sentosa earlyyyyy in the morning with like 15 people and had Basketball, Volleyball - Which was a somewhat failed attempt, catching fish in the sea and picnics!

The picnic was pretty successful thanks to everyone’s contribution (especially mine) and although a phone was kidnapped and two others were drowned in the sea it was a pretty awesome day.

Collected my PSP and headed over to somewhere to Tampines for Chilli uh. Fish and Black Peppered Crabs - A friend’s mum’s treat.

Was supposed to go for more supper afters but some people pang puay ki onlyyyyy~

Yay.

Happy Birthday to me.

Today, while pretending to listen in science I put my coloring book inside my notebook to make it look like I was takeing notes. When I wasn't paying attention my teacher walked behind me, informed me that I had colored Hello Kitty's bow the wrong color and then continued lecturing. MLIA

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I just found out i have wayyy interesting ancestry.
My great great great great great great great great~ grandfather was American.

Anyway. My mum asked me to go over to Genting on the 19th next month. Don't know if i should go. Like lazy only.
Today, I switched the hourglass loading icon on my computer to a dancing Mario. I no longer care how slow my computer is. MLIA.
Haru Haru - Big Bang. Awesome. Alright not really but it managed to capture my attention for a few minutes.
Thanks to JuBeat.
Blogger'll probably be back.
I-Quit-Tumblr.
Heck yea i'm back.

6:30pm.

Arcade at White Sands.

Pool round Katong till 10+.

Cabbed back to Bedok for Chicken Wings - 8 of em.

Headed to Tampines - Jackass.

3am.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sleep

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

1. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- President.

2. Have you ever fallen in love?
- With myself.

3. Do you like older guys/girls?
- Somewhere around my age range would do fine eh?

4. Who are the most important to you?
- Myself.

5. Who/what are you thinking right now?
- Ah~

6. What is your favourite colour?
- Black, black and black.

7. Are you seriously in love?
- Don't think so, no.

8. Would you cry for the one you love?
- Probably.

9. Have you ever failed in life?
- Countless times :/

10. What is your full name?
- Ng Jingheng. Very nice right.

11. Do you like your first name?
- Not really, lol.

12. How long have you liked the person you currently like?
- 100 years.

13. Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
- No.

14. Did you cry today?
- No leh.

15. What are you doing this morning at 8am?
- Eating maggi mee lol.

16. What are you doing an hour ago?
- I was still asleep hahaha.

17. What are you currently doing?
- Playing with my nipples.

18. Who last texted you a msg?
- Ivan.

19. Have you told anybody that you love them today?
- I could.

20. Do you miss anyone now?
- Yea. :/

21. Any plans for tomorrow?
- Yeaaaaa.

22. Is there anyone you want to be with now?
- Sure. I want.

23. Name someone who make you smile today.
- Today, means after 12. Lol Wenkai and Weilun.

24. Name a friend whose name stats with " Z "
- Zhiqing. Heh.

25. Which of your friend stay closest to you?
- Zhiqing. Sian.

26. Do you prefer to call or text?
- I prefer to text, but my new phone makes it hard to text so i'll rather call now.

27. Was yesterday better than today?
- Both days were entertaining leh!

28. Can you live a day without your tv and phone?
- Without TV, yes. I don't watch TV.

29. Are you mad about anything now?
- No?

30. Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it?
- Uh huh.

31. Last person you visited in a hospital?
- I forgot? One of my friends.

32. When is your last and second last hug.
- Last week. Hehe wouldn't you like to know who it was :P

34. How do you feel about your life right now?
- Amazing.

35. Do you hate anyone?
- No~

36. Last person you called?
- Guowang. Lol. I was at Chinese Gardens and bored, i wanted to call him at 4am to 'qi lai niao niao.'

37. Who usually sent you the most texts in a month?
- Myself.

38. Is your room messy now?
- No. Very neat.

39. What are you currently doing?
- Bitch-slapping you.

40. Tag 10 person to do this quiz.
- 10 person.

Adios.
Hello. Those meteor showers were amazing.

Alright had to get out of the house at 11pm and trained down to Chinese Gardens after meeting my Weilun, Wenkai and Mandy, Weilun's friend.

We had a mat enough for 6 to sit on. But having 4 lie on it was definitely pushing it. We had to S-Q-U-E-E-Z-E. And we were on the grass. Wet. Full of insects. And full of Brenna. :O And these was this 2 inch big spider on top of us. Somehow we managed to spot it despite the darkness. Caught to on camera with flash and the web’s structure’s damn chio. Very elaborate like Singaore MRT’s coverage.

Kay anyway i managed to see only 3. Yahoo says 200 - 300 meteors every hour. Never trust Yahoo.

I’ve actually imagined meteors to be like, a row of bright stars streaking across the sky. In actual fact it’s only a single star moving across and disappears in a one fifths of a second. So everybody goes “Ohh!!!!!!!”, i look up, and see nothing but the dark skyyyy.

Everyone started abandoning the movie marathon shown in front and started lying down. Must focussssss. Songs were playing in front and we were getting high singing. And laughing. FUNNY MEH. Wenkai's laugh's damn contagious.

Tonned till 7, decided to forgive the spider above by not throwing a snail which crawled into Weilun's shoe and left.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Long day today.

Slept at 7am and was supposed to to get up at 11. Alarm rang but i think i closed it or something. :/

Hella lazy to elaborate.

Alright i just got back and i've got to wake up at 8 tomorrow. Best.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Shall bike down to Mac now because I WANNA EAT FRIES WOO.
Now very the boring lehxzx everyone went offline liaozx :(

Sian.

Sian X2
In a world of my own.
You people are nothing trust me.

Going to Bugis again tomorrow. Shall go annoy Irene at her workplace tomorrow just precisely 'cause she doesn't want me to go hahahah.

Maybe around 8+ going Clarke Quay with mai neighbour go ambush his friend with eggs outside Zircaaa. Give him dieeee horrible deathhhhzxzx.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mai life storii

Slept 10pm (Woah.) > Got up 7am > Chilled > 10am Tampines Mall > Bugis > Orchard > Orchard > 2012 > More Orchard > Home > Sleep 8.30pm > Got up 11pm > Stoning now.

Sunday, November 8, 2009


:/

I'm home. Woo.

Tampines for Basketball.

Bedok for dinner. 6 Bbq wings. + Noodles. Full ttm. :/

E!Hub’s arcade.

Missed the last bus. Had to hop on Service 3 till Tampines 201. And cabbed back to Street 11.

My life is awesome.

Saturday, November 7, 2009


Check it out yaw.
Nicholas Ong has no life.
Go draw one Tellytubbies family for me.
Bullshit lol.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hello.

Monday, November 2, 2009


OH YEA THIS WAS THE STARING INCIDENT AT NIGHT SAFARI.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOKED READY TO KILL ._.
I WALKED AWAY AND BRENNA AND CO BOOED ME BACK, I JITAO NO CHOICE STARE BACK.