Falling

2010-07-07T22:27:00.002+08:00

Hanah hanah.

Today's wednesday! Wee-u-weet! Can sleep for an extra hour niaoooooooooooo~ I like~

Was very sian coz i thought there was gonna be Physics remedial after school but end up don't have. Yayyyyyyyy~

YENKA.

2010-07-05T22:52:00.002+08:00

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: My pee.
2. Last phone call: Tomorrow.
3. Last text message: Myself.
4. Last song you listened to: My own singing.
5. Last time you cried: I never cry before.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Thrice also got ah, kai wan siao.
7. Been cheated on: Nehnehpok la.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes :(
9. Lost someone special: Yes~ I cry alr :'(
10. Been depressed: No~
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes -_-

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Black
13. Black
14. Black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: I have no friends :(
16. Fallen out of love: Fall until bleed alr.
17. Laughed until you cried: I cry until i laugh.
18. Met someone who changed you: Plastic surgeons? No.
19. Found out who your true friends were: :O
20. Found out someone was talking about you: :0
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: I alr say i no friends right.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: None.
23. How many kids do you want to have: 84
24. Do you have any pets: not now : 30 goldfishes.
25. Do you want to change your name: I want Jiheng.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Climg Mt. Everest.
27. What time did you wake up today: 200 o'clock.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Zai wan Rugbi!
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Time.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Tomorrow.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Jihengness.
32. What are you listening to right now: The fan. Very cold worh.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My neighbour LOL.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: School tmr :/
35. Most visited webpage:Pornsites.
36. Whats your real name: Jiheng owns.
37. Nicknames: Jingheng.
38. Relationship Status: Attached. :O
39. Zodiac sign: _l_
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Elementary?: Qiaonan Primary School
42. High School: Eastview Secondary School
43. College?: Raffles Junior College
44. Hair colour: Purple
45. Long or short: Bald.
46. Height: 173km.
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: No.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Everything. :O
49. Piercings: Don't have.
50. Tattoos: On Fadong leg.
51. Righty or lefty: Middlety.

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: 1 years old.
53. First piercing: Finger. The stapler kiap until.
54. First best friend: Tom.
55. First sport you joined: Rugbiiii.
56. First vacation: Hades
58. First pair of trainers: Mrt train.

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Shit
60. Drinking: Pee
61. I'm about to: Idk leh.
62. Listening to: My stomach growling.
63. Waiting for: Food

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Yeah
65. Get Married? Yeah
66. Career?: Yeah

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Mouth,
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses. The chocolate one. The Hershey Hershey one.
69. Shorter or taller: Shorter.
70. Older or Younger: Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Idk la.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Big stomach flabby arms.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Idk la.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Idk la.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: So many.
77. Drank hard liquor: Hard one cannot drink. Must bite.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yea.
79. Sex on first date: No date have sex alr.
80. Broken someone's heart: Pianggggg~
82. Been arrested: I arrest the police worh.
83. Turned someone down: Upside down.
84. Cried when someone died: Yea.
85. Fallen for a friend?: My friend fell for me more like.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: :D
87. Miracle: :/
88. Love at first sight: :P
89. Heaven: :O
90. Santa Claus: :l
91. Kiss on the first date: :D :D :D
92. Angels: :0

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: 3.
95. Did you sing today?: Yea.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No :O
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: 100000 years.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Idk leh.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No. :O
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: 100 lies more like.

2010-07-05T22:40:00.001+08:00

Okie i come and update kayz.

I've been very fine for this past few weeks LOL and. Uh. Idk what to say alr.

BAI.

2010-06-08T23:51:00.004+08:00

the shenanigans jingheng has been up to since his last update:

1. still smoking 10 packets of ciggs every day despite promising his girlfriend to cut down;

2. still not studying;

3. still not bothering about the impending 'O' levels;

4. still being very mean to his girlfriend;

5. still burping into his girlfriend's face every time he burps even when she openly expresses her disgust.

okay lah, to be honest, he've been helping his mother out until no time for anything else [including me!!]. such a mama's boy, awwww.

2010-05-31T23:25:00.001+08:00

http://www.formspring.me/jinghengowns LIMPEI WU FORMSPRING LIAO.

2010-05-24T21:48:00.001+08:00

OHAI.

Didn't go for MT coaching today because ni ma de pi. AIYA I LAZY BLOG ALR LA.

BYE.

2010-05-09T12:32:00.000+08:00

we

are

cuter

than

you

:)

2010-04-28T22:53:00.000+08:00

I think Weiling looks good here HAHAHA okay whatever :B

2010-04-18T22:43:00.001+08:00

My mum's overseas for 2 weeks \m/ \m/ \m/ and i'm left alone at home to do all the household choressssssss :( :( :(

Okay leave sweeping and mopping the floor and tidying up the rooms aside as i'm not a neatness freak hehehehe.

But i've to clean up the newspapers at my dog's den everydayyyyyy. It stinks like pooooo (btw it is poo LOL) and iron my own clothes (idk how to iron hahaha i've always led a life of luxury) and wash my own clothessssss (before this 'washing clothes' was just the simple task of dumping those clothes into the washing machine) and now actually have to use the washing power and press the thing and idk how HAHAHA what of it explodes or something LOLOLOLOLOL.

2010-04-13T20:12:00.003+08:00

Hello 8)

Anyway i'm supposed to do my D&T and study for my SS essay :O I know the question already! \m/ \m/ \m/

Okay but i haven't studied, LOL. I'm stuck on www.lamebook.com HAHAHAHA.

Kay bai~

2010-04-07T20:49:00.000+08:00

I'm back on Tumblr :O But like boring only :/

2010-04-07T20:45:00.001+08:00

I'm totally lagging behind in my D&T~~~~

OKAY I VOW TO DO TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL WITH HASSAN THE HITAM. Oh cannot, tmr got Math extra classes!

OKAY FRIDAY.

OH ALSO CANNOT. Friday nights out~ HAHAHA.

Okay next week i promise HAHAHAHAHAH.

BUAIX.

2010-04-07T20:41:00.001+08:00

JINGHENG IS THE ULTIMATE BEST.

2010-04-03T01:10:00.002+08:00

HAPPY SECOND MONTH. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU THE MOST AND WE'LL LAST THROUGH THE MONTHS TILL YEARS AND WE'LL NEVER EVER HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM THIS RELATIONSHIP. :)))))))

2010-03-30T20:04:00.003+08:00

Nicholas Ong is a big, tall and retarded.

The first time i remember seeing him is during Chinese class, 2009. I thought he was a retain coz he very the ji tall yi xia and i never see him before.

Kay actually is he keep pestering me to post abt him one LOL.

My condolences. I'll always remember you. )':

:O :O :O

NICHOLAS THE COCKSUCKER

2010-03-29T23:40:00.002+08:00

Hello! I'm backkkkkk.

My laptop was like very the slow, cursor can lag somemore :O And i couldn't find the recovery disc :(

And after like 3 days i found it LOL.

Have to reinstall everything backkkk. My files all gone liaoooo. Shattered memories. LOL. *Cries*

2010-03-26T18:43:00.000+08:00

2010-03-21T20:42:00.002+08:00

Yeah man my live today is complete :P

Football Channel: Man Utd VS Liverpool Live~ 9:25pm

SuperSports: WWE NXT 12:30am

:D :D :D

2010-03-18T06:38:00.003+08:00

HELLO. It's 6:38 in the morning :O

Me, Wenkai and Zen is currently at LAN, freezing. Coldddddddd like cannot become colder alr. (Okay the keyboard very hard to type :O) This LAN very zai one leh. 15RM / hr. Daylight robbery only~

OKAY LEFT 200 SECONDS END ALR. BAIS.

I MISS WEILING RAI :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(:( :( :(

2010-03-15T09:56:00.000+08:00

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".

Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"

Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed.. it's shit!! Phew.. luckily we never stepped on it!!!".

2010-03-15T09:39:00.003+08:00

YEAH MAN. Oral in like, 2 more hours~

*Cries*

Eh seriously lorrrrr. I very the saigerehai lazy to go~ :O

And i'm tired ttmfm naoz. Slept from 5 till 8, i wanna sleep alreadyyyyyyyy and skip oral~ AND RIGHT. I'm also starving LOL. I wna eat. Lasagna~ EH NO I WANT ASTON'S MASHED POTATO \m/ Woohoo~ Iiex also wants thes Chocolateh ice blended from the opposite the schoolzx worhzxzx.

K BAIS.

2010-03-14T00:18:00.002+08:00

Taken from Junhao's old blog (LOL, I STILL HAVE THE LINK LEH HAO GE) which he took from my old blog LOL.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
At the food court eating~

2. Who are you in love with?
Who else HAHAHA.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Weird weird one :O

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A shirt~

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I just did :O

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Noes.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
OF COURSE.
NOT.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
100 years ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nooooeszxzx~

10. Are you hot?
Blazing hot.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
LJS Coke :O

12. What are you wearing right now?
Tux.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Nicholas helps me to wash my car.

14. Last food that you ate?
Steamboat :O

15. Where were you last week at this time?
How i know sia. I think i was out :O

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Ehhhhh no.

17. When is the last time you ran?
Thursday! My thighs hurtttttt.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
EPL :O

19. What is your favorite animal?
An Irene.

20. Your dream vacation?
Either the Australia or the United States

21. Last person's house you were in?
Weiling :O

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Shoulder dislocation woosh.

23. Have you been in love?
I AM in love.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
:(

25. Last play you saw?
I forgot~

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My hot and sexaye bodehhhh~

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sleep la~

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I do not have MySpace :O

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Genting with Kaiz and Enzx.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yeah ~

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
If i was. Cows would fly and birds with ear grass. :'(

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Nothing :O

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
:O No!

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Hopefully not hehehe.

35. Where is your best friend?
Probably at home lol.

36. How is your best friend?
Fine :O

37. Do you have a tan?
Yeah :B

38. What are you listening to right now?
Escape The Fate - Not good enough for truth in cliche~

39. Do you collect anything?
Noes~

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
HEH.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
A few months back :O

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Then use what. Hose ah.

43. What does your last text message say?
"EH SIAO EH."

44. Do you like hot sauce?
No idea :O

45. Last time you took a shower?
7+pm :O

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I press washing machine can alr.

47. What is your heritage?
Haos i noes siasss~

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so. Heh.

49. Are you rich?
Very. T_T

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
On the bus with Klins, Xuanwei, Wk and Zen :O

2010-03-13T23:41:00.001+08:00

I feel pretty awesome. Heh.

Oh anyway i slept till 5pm today so i won't expect to sleep anytime before 6am tonight :O Nyeh.

Oral on mondayyyy. Siansations. :/

2010-03-13T12:19:00.001+08:00

My archives like ji cool yi xia, liang xia, san bai xia onlyyyyy :O

2010-03-11T23:15:00.002+08:00

Just go up not long ago. Hehe :B

I think i woke up because i heard fire-trucks below my block :O Sure enough, they just arrived. Immediately grabbed my glasses and got ready to see the action :O But. They couldn't seem to locate the fire lol. :O

Nyeh. After 15 the crowd below was like. Boomz. LOL. Heads sticking out of every window on the opposite block like got money take like that~

2010-03-09T20:05:00.002+08:00

I passed my Mathematics graph quiz :O :O :O Awesome much. Yay this is the shiiiiiit~

AND. I failed Physics. :/ I don't understand Electricity~ Teach me lehhhhh~ My teacher like guailan only~~~ Next time i being his son's boss ah. OT no pay. EOY bonus 0%. :O Yay. Kiss my asssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Kay bye noobs x2 waiting downstairs already.

Ciaos.

Oh btw, i am awesome ttm.

2010-03-08T00:21:00.002+08:00

I love you~ :)

2010-03-06T11:38:00.003+08:00

Headed over to 85 for dinner with Weiling :D

Returned to Tampines and found out Wenkai, Zen and Weilun dropped by basketball into the monsoon drain -_- LOL.

Went over and ji re nao yi xia. Faiz, Ahmad and Faddil were there too :O Can always count on them to retrieve the ball. With the use of a ladder from Wilson's dad HAHAHAHA.

Chilled with them before heading over to T-mall and caught Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief. Like cool only :O

"This, is a powerful weapon."

"This is a pen."

"Only use it in times of severe distress."

"This, is a pen!"

*Abrupt ending*

2010-03-03T23:57:00.001+08:00

YAY, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 1 MONTH!!!! SORRY I COULDN'T SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU BECAUSE IT CLASHES WITH MY FATHER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. BYEEEEEEEEEEE

2010-03-03T23:52:00.002+08:00

Yay. Games Day Heats today :O Qualifying round for the actual Games Day!

Got 2nd in my detail :D Pumpchek alr. Then went to gei kiang sign up for 200m :O

First 100m : Leading 2nd.

150m : 3rd.

*Closes eyes and gave my best. For 3 seconds*

Level with 2nd position.

"AIYA SUA LA."

*Stops*

Then kena scolded by everyone.

EH TIRED LEH. Hahahaha.

2010-03-01T20:07:00.002+08:00

Was late today! Even though it was my 7th booked time being late, (I think i was late 11 times. But they like me too much, and decided not to book me) i did not get suspension :O Nicholas was late for 8 times and got caning HAHAHAHAHA. Woo.

Slept 2.5/5 hours of my lessons in school. Bloody tired.

K it's 8 i wna sleep already LOL.

2010-03-01T01:45:00.004+08:00

Fell asleep in front of my laptop at 12pm and woke up at 6.30pm coz some si ginah called me down to play basketball LOL. Disturb my beautiful dream only. I dreamt that i found 50 cents :O. I slap him ah. :@

It was 8.30 when we finally met up again after washing up :O Wanted to go over to LAN. Then one wanted to buy a bag, the other wanted to eat sushi (me :O) while the other did both. LOL.

In the end reach IGT 10 already. HAHAHA. Chilled around street 11 till 1am.

Like super energetic only~ :B

2010-02-26T16:22:00.002+08:00

We push on and we're owning.

With them we're toying.

2010-02-26T15:25:00.002+08:00

HEY.

Yay weekends here i comeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :B

Had an awesome Friday at school just now :O

OH AND MY MATH TEST :(

I screwed up the Sin Rule! It's supposed to me Sin A / a = Sin b / b RIGHT. Then i went to apply Cos A / a = Cos B / b. Major fail. LOL. And the question in which i had to apply Sin Rule is part A :O Which means B, C and D all wrong. LOL. Yay zero~

I wanch to shleep :( Woo PTC later, i'm lehji. Meh.

2010-02-26T00:01:00.004+08:00

Even though you gave me a pounding headache by shocking me with your "amazing" Mathematical skills and making me repeat the same points over and over again, I still love you very much :O

Now go get an A1 for your Maths test tomorrow and I'll give you all the Ferroro Rochers in the world. :B

And don't look so sad while doing Maths anymore. Hehe. :P

2010-02-24T20:20:00.001+08:00

Yesterday, Weiling made breakfast for meeeee. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~ :B

And today was totally boringggggg. I wna sleep already. :O

Ciaozx.

2010-02-21T23:41:00.002+08:00

Slept at 10am today. :O

Was planning to sleep off my Sunday but some si ginah called me at 1240 to go down and watch him play Table-Tennis. Siao.

"Eh come down leh, i alone leh, I at Street 11, they haven't reach."

"Orh. Wenkai, 5 minute more i come down. Bye bye."

*Closes eyes*

In the end sleep 5 hours. 6pm alr.

"Eh cheemeh come down la. We all play basketball."

"Huh. Basketball? OKAY."

*Promptly gets up*

LOL.

Headed over to TM after basketball. Dinner, arcade. Each person top up 4 bucks. :O

Took 28. Then me and Yongren reminisce about our Primary school and Sec 1 days. LOL. Like sad only~ :O

Wenkai sucks.

2010-02-20T10:50:00.003+08:00

Haiz.

Didn't run for cross country because i decided to give the rest of the cohort a chance for the 1st position.

Okay in actual fact in was because. Uh. You see~

*Blowhorn goes off*

*Sprints. Like tokyo drift*

After like a minute of sprinting i turned back.

"Wa so many people behind me! Woo~"

*Feels very shiok*

*Looks in front*

"EH WAHLAU EVEN MORE PEOPLE."

*U-turns*

Like that lor~ :/

So chilled at this table beside the track and Mr Ee strolled past. Was expecting him to like ask us to run or something but he just waved to us and went on.

Lol.

Okay i lazy type already.

Buai buai.

EH WAIT, i watched Wolfman right. Then the show super disturbing. The werewolf very zai, machiam Transformers, one swipe of it's paw can decapitate your mum.

Then right. AIYA YOU WATCH ALREADY WILL UNDERSTAND ALREADY.

K baiz.

2010-02-16T23:34:00.002+08:00

I would update this blog, but all the posts will be singing praises about Weiling anyway! :P I am a very happy and lucky man! :D

I really do have the best girlfriend ever. She has never disappointed me. She never tell lies. She keeps all her promises. SHE IS PERFECT.

*grins*

2010-02-10T22:11:00.002+08:00

Who was the last person you texted ?
- Raiz.
2) Who was the first person that texted you today ?
- Don HAHAHA.
3) Who was the last person you last met ?
- My relatives!
4) Would you consider yourself spoiled?
- NOES.
5) What time did you went to bed last night ?
- 11+. Sick -_-
6) Have you ever had a best friend who is opposite sex ?
- Yeah :P
7) Do you want someone dead ?
- Hehehe no.
8) What are you thinking of right now ?
- My hair :( :( :(

9) Who was the last person you took picture with ?
- My classmates HAHAH.
10) Do you wish someone was with you right now ?
- Yeah :B
11) Who are you talking to right now ?
- Gladys :O
12) What does the last message say?
- Lazy to check nyehh~
13) Is someone in your mind ?
- Yeah :B
14) Who is complaining to you right now ?
- Gladys HAHAH.
15) 10 people tagged to do quiz (not in order)
-1)Weiling
-2)Axl
-3)Irene
-4)Junhao
-5)Jolene
-6)Juexin
-7)Weiting
-8)Rongchang
-9)Nicholas

-10)Wenkai

16) When was the last time you chatted with 3 (Irene) ?
- Eons ago.
17) What if 5 and 10 quarrel (Jolene, Wenkai)?
- Both like equally fierce! HAHAHA.
18) Who is 1 having a relationship with (Weiling) ?
- ME :B
19) Is 9 fierce (Nicholas)?
- So gentleee~
20) Is 3 & 4 studying at the same school (Irene, Junhao)?
- Yeah! Hahaha.
21) Who is 2 to you ?(Axl)
- My boytoy. :O :O :O
22) How did you know 10 (Wenkai)?
- Anyhow.
23) When did you last talk to 6 & 8 (Juexin, Rongchang)?
- Eh, Juexin during Humanities and Rongchang... today? :O
24) Are you close with 7 (Weiting)?
- Whose that siaaaaa.
25) How long have you know 1 (Weiling) ?
- A year HAHA.
26) What if 5 & 7 fight ?(Jolene, Weiitng)
- Zomg catfightzx
27) How long have you known 9 (Nicholas) ?
- A year :O
28) Say something about 2. (Axl)
- Ji cute liang xia.
29) Is 4 trustworthy ? (Junhao)
- No, NOT AT ALL :P :P :P
30) Who is 1 to you ? (Weiling)
- My girlfriend hehehe.
31) Do you argue with 7 (Weiting) everytime ?
- We have never argued before!
32) How well do you know 5 (Jolene) ?
-Very well. :O :O :O
33) Do you know things about 1 ?(Weiling)
- 1. She worships me.

2. She loves me.

3. She adores me.

34) Is 2 & 9 schoolmates (Axl, Nichh)?
- They used to be hehe.
35) What if 4 & 10 fight (Junhao, Wenkai)?
- :O

2010-02-08T22:02:00.001+08:00

I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love Weiling.

2010-02-03T22:02:00.002+08:00

I AM THE HAPPIEST + LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I JUST GOT MYSELF THE MOST AWESOME GIRL EVER :)

I am now attached. Hehe.

2010-01-23T20:17:00.000+08:00

100 things about myself.

1. I. Am awesome.

2. I do not drink 8 glasses of water a day.

3. I love Pepsi Twist~

4. I just discovered Pokka's Ice Lemon Tea is better then Season's.

5. I am deathly afraid of cockroaches.

6. I am bored.

7. I am fascinated by purple gorillas and try not to think of them whenever i'm bored.

8. I am the coolest kid on the street. :O

9. I think this is getting pretty boring.

10. I want my mama. She pangseh me in town.

11. I am not hungry.

12. I wanna play basketball :O

13. I have a crush on :O Wouldn't you like to know :P :P :P

14. I am stubborn.

15. I am ungentlemently.

16. I score A1's in Chinese and Mathematics. T_T

17. I wanna watch The Lightning Thieves.

18. I cannot sleep without air-con.

19. I used to love Tumblr alot until it got bored.

20. I am afraid of getting hit in the face by a ball LOL.

21. Qoo is da best~

22. I want a Haro Bike :@

23. Pikachu is awesomer then i am.

24. I want to play Pokemon :O

25. I feel like reading Harry Potter :O

26. I'm looking for the bubble thing to blow bubbles LOL omg i'm childish like that.

27. Why won't anyone call me outttt.

28. Yay i got loads of clothes and useless stuffs nowwww. Mum's gna scold when she gets back.

29. Shadow just signed in :O

30. I mizz chu worhzxz.

31. KAY BAI I DON'T WNA DO ONLY LIKE BORING ONLY.

2010-01-22T21:08:00.000+08:00

Wake me up when September endddddddddddssssssss.

2010-01-22T20:36:00.002+08:00

UPDATE JIU UPDATE LORRRRR.

Yay gave school a miss today coz i bery the lehji and RIGHT. There were both math and chinese tests today, so like that lorrrr.

Regret already coz at home bery the bolling.

AND I WNA GO TO THE CCA FAIRRRRR *Breaks down*

Like very big affair only LOL. "It's such a small event lol small kid." :@ I this year never go next year cannot go already :(

K BAI.

2010-01-16T00:02:00.003+08:00

Nicholas forced me to blog about camp properly. Sigh~

DAY 1.

Cabbed to school with Hassan, Poonie and Daniel! 645 leh~ Early :p

Was veryyyy the excited! Right up to until i got up the ferry. Sian. Seasick. Jitao close my eyes until the ferry stop and i felt like puking lol. Then 2 hours ride in a hot, non air conditioned minibus in the middle of the back row. Dammmnnn. THE BUS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT SIA. OKAY THE BUS VERY HIGH. Jitao is sing alot of songs.

SOMEBAHDI CALL NAI ONE ONE, SHAWDEH FAIYAH BURNIN ON DA DANCE FLOOR, WOAH OH OH!!!

RAH RAH RAH AH AH AH AH, ROMA MA AH AH AH, GA GA WU LA LA LA~ WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCEZ~

And alot of cheers! Like. Clap clap clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap, SAIGEREHAI!

Finally reached Loola! Wasn't what i expected :/ They said is 'resort' ma! So i automatically think of aircon and hotels and roller-coasters! Then~ It turned out to be some sorta village by some seaside! Ain't that bad, 24 hour strong winds, seriously!

Coconut trees to be climbed ( Got tree no flying fox alr ): ), team-work stations, whatever! In no time it was 8 and it was free-time! Slackiest camp i've ever been to. Lights out, 11. :O

Couldn't sleep. Walked around disturbing people by vigorously shaking people who were asleep and telling them "Qi lai niao niao." Which translates to "Wake up and pee~"

Pohchin said "Wo niao liao!" before shutting his eyes again. ("Pee alr.")

DAY 2.

Yay water sports! Started out with rafting! We were given sticks and barrels and we had to build a raft and bring it over to a formation of rocks far away!

And then 2 hours of free time in the water to swim! Woah woah woah yeah yi yeah!

Next up, this. Suicide thing. Basically you've to climb up a ladder, walk on a narrow piece of stick about 2 and a half storeys off the ground and jump off (With safety harness of course) and stop you just before you hit the ground. I lost my balance and fell on my first step. Yay.

Andddd. Obstacle course. Very boring one.

Wash up! THE BOY'S TOILET VERY DIRTY. THEY JITAO IS PEE AND SHIT IN THE SHOWER AREA. PIANG. Starting is till very clean one lor! Have mood to shower, second day onwards is faster wash up, the sooner you get out of the place the better. THEN THE TOILET CANNOT FLUSH ONE. WILL OVERFLOW WITH SHIT. ALL COME OUT. Loola toilets ftw!

Campfire! Abit cocked-up, coz the campfire wasn't planned, and the indonesian people decided they would do a campfire up for us coz the original organizers didn't. First time see campfire people so quiet one. :(

Free period after the campfire! It was like, 9 then. we open up club round the campfire! Got music, got many people, no lights, no teachers = Got atmosphere! BEACH PARTY WOAAHAHHAXZ. Aaron and some Sec 5 guy had a dance battle! Very cool! Like those stuff you can only see on Youtube LOL.

Me and Wenkai shook Duncan up and convinced him it was alr 5am when it was only like, 12. He said five more minutes and we went back to your beds and took our towels to make it more convincing. Could tell he was semi-convinced already coz he wake his neighbour up and took his towel alr! (Although he denied all of this in the morning.)

WE ALSO DISTURB YK HAHAHAHA.

DAY 3:

Climbed up this ridiculously tall mountain. Over 200 metres high. :/ Taller then Bukit Timah! Which is only 163m at it's peak~ Went for bomb-netting afters, very shiok! It's like, you jump from this 2 storey high platform into the sea. EH THE SEA, SALTIER THEN SALF I TELL YOU. While jumping down, got this roller coaster feeling one leh! Haha!

Packed up, went to the canteen where we were waiting for departure from Loola. We initiated cheers! Haha!

ONLY THIS TIME. THE BUS. VERY THE SHUANG, I TAKE WINDOW SEAT. THE BUS TRAVELLING JITAO IS THE WIND COME TO YOUR FACE. THEN GOT MOOD TO SHAWTEH FAIYAH BURING ON DA DANCEFLOOR WOAH OH OH! Wind blasted my face for 2 hours! Sleep until very shiok siaaaaa. When i got out, my hair was. Eh.

OKAY FERRY TIME. SAME AS USUAL. _l_ When i got out of the boat i looked like i was gna die LOL.

Reached EVSS! And headed to nearby Brenna's house to eat! :D Yay Singapore food sialz. Cabbed with Poon and Weilun~ Kay i very lazy to type alr sayonara alibaba.

2010-01-15T22:36:00.002+08:00

HELLO. I've the feel to blog already!

Eh~ I decided i hateeeee boats. :( Seasick big-time. Next time become sailor can earn 10k/month i also don't want. And i love my class cheers! HAHAH.

Okay i lazy type alr. Bye!

2010-01-03T01:33:00.000+08:00

stranger: hi
stranger: a/s/l
you: Tell me a story~
stranger: once upon a time
stranger: there was a stranger
stranger: he said
stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2010-01-01T20:55:00.003+08:00

Aight. Went over to Marina Barrage for picnic and failed attempts at kite-flying yesterday.

Headed over to HOGC

where the countdown was a riot with spray sprays spraying around, 20 over cushions flying around, people picking up the (At least 500 - 600, i think there was more) balloons which where released from the top and catching someone and hugging them with the balloon in between which was threatening to burst any moment or popping them right in front of their faces.

After the - everything - which took like 2 hours we went over to have supper. And back over to HOGC and played Basketball, captain ball whatever.

Heard an amazing life story HAHAH.

Headed home at 10, sleep through the day till 8:30pm. Woo.

2009-12-31T01:48:00.001+08:00

Woahhhh it's the last year of 2009!

It's been a fast year man.

2009-12-24T02:05:00.002+08:00

I'M VERY THE FREE NOW SO I SHALL UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Okayyyy. SO. Went over the to The Cathay round evening and met....... Nicholas, Gabriel, Dean, Weilun, Wenkai, Pearlene, Pearlene's sis, Yongkin, Alvin, Alvin's cousin and Anthea~ That's all, right?

SO. Caught Bodyguards And Assasins. Chinese show :( I thought it was an American showww damnnxzx. Oka ysome scenes were plain retarded and we got a good laugh at them. :P

Tao huey after the show. _l_

2009-12-22T01:42:00.000+08:00

Today, I received a txt from my dad saying, 'your cat has passed away. Lol.' He thinks it stands for lots of love. MLIA

Today, I noticed that the label on my shorts reads: DO NOT put it in the dryer. DO NOT use bleach. DO NOT light it on fire. DO NOT eat it. DO NOT pass go. MLIA.

Today, i was in my health class. Someone in the class asks the teacher, "Which type of STD would you have if you got to choose?" My teacher reply, "What type of bullet would you liked to be shot with?" Exactly. MLIA

2009-12-22T01:41:00.001+08:00

The best way to experience OMGWTFBBQ

OMGWTFBBQ, however, is thus:

Return home, only to find your house is on fire: OMG

There is a herd of cows in what was your kitchen: WTF

The cows in your kitchen are also on fire: BBQ

What if.

2009-12-15T17:32:00.004+08:00

1. There was a maggot in your soup?
Eat the maggot.

2. You woke up and only mcdonalds and starbucks exist ?
Heck no. I need KFC.

3. Pokemon were real?
I'll quit school like Ash did and go on a Pokemon adventure.

4. You walked around your block naked?
Stomp.

5. The person of your dream was finally yours?
I'll give up television.

6. The world ends in 24 hours?
Then i'll wake up and stop dreaming.

7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them?
Wish i was rich. And + 30 mins for my next wish.

8. You could never die?
Eh awesome.

9. There was beauty pageants for men?

I'll go take part in one. And probably'd come out tops.

10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall?
Well that'll be real cool.

11. We celebrated Halloween like a dark Christmas?
Well that's non of my business i celebrate neither Halloween nor Christmas.

12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties?
No space. :O

13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist?
Ehhh. Then Harry Potter would exist too~

14. Music could give you cancer?
Ditch all my MP4s and stuff.

15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry?
Uhhh. If that girl's pretty good lookin', WHY NOT HAHAHAHAH.

16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon?
What, Pokemon?

17. You got to try out on American Idol?
They'll prolly have to take me out coz i keep coming in first every season and it's unfair to the others.

18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or something cool when you are not home?
No chance. My mum is boring.

19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice?
I'll play CS.

20. You became a parent 1 year from now?
Woah i'm 15 now and being a parent at 16 would be, brilliant.

21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you?
Ng Jing Heng Wheat Cereals. Eh what bullshit is that.

22. You could talk to inanimate objects?
If they replied, i would :P

23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions including this as one of them?

Well frankly i don't mind hahaha.

24. You were the only person in the world to have unlimited gas for your car?
Waaaa. I'll drive everywhere.

25. You woke up as your opposite gender?
Super hot.

26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear?
Awesome.

27. It was against the law to eat more than one meal a day?
Screw that.

28. Someone considers all these answers to these questions as serious answers?
That he'll probably need to stop being so retarded.

I boredz

2009-12-15T16:58:00.002+08:00

1. Do you say f**k a lot?
Probably, yes.

2. How many belts do you own?
3.

3. Do you blow-dry your hair?
Not at all.

4. Do you enjoy your weekends?
Maybe i do.

5. Do you have any homework to do?
Loads. But i'm not planning to even touch them :/

6. What were you doing at 7:00 am?
Sleeping, hahahah.

7. Can you keep a secret?
Sure~

8. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Like putting shampoo on your hair again after you've done to 2 times alr and forgot?

9. Are you missing someone?
Sadly, NO.

10. He/she walks out of your life, do you go after him/her?
Go lor, she did already.

11. The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you do?
Man, let's go out!

12. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
White hahaha. Then no one would use me and i'll keep my head :P

13. What made you smile today?
Nothing :(

14. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?
I don't think so~

15. Light hair or dark hair in the opposite sex?
No hair better.

16. What was your dream about last night?

This one i remember! It was about school hahahahhhhhhhhh.

17. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/boy
Nooooo.

18. How is your hair right now?
Messy.

19. Describe the shirt your wearing?
Birthday suit.

20. Do you enjoy summer?
It's summer everyday here. Damn.

21. Can you imagine yourself getting married?
Uhh, NO. Lol.

22. What are you craving right now?
BBQ wings hahahahahahah. Wenkai read this!

23. Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Yea, i had good sleep.

24. Do you find girls with a lot of piercings attractive?
Maybe?

25. What do you currently hear?
Thunder boomz.

26. Did you laugh a lot at something today?
Not yet. Hahaha.

27. Any current problems?
Math.

28. What woke you up this morning?
Nothing?

29. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Tonight's gonna be a good night~

31. Do your initials spell out a word?

NJH. That sure does look like a word.

30. When was the last time you saw fireworks?

National Day, hah.

32. What would you do if you got the person you like?
Man. Ma lyfe iz completez.

33. Does anything hurt on your body?
No?

34. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Ain't no prophet.

35. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Eh, no idea.

36. Is there a guy/girl that knows everything about you?
No. At most 65% only~

37. Have you ever had a girl best friend?
Probably, yes.

38. Angry at anyone?
Nuuuu.

39. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
PTC, hahahah.

40. Who did you last share a bed with?
Shh.

41. When was the last time you were annoyed?
Just now. My dog pissed on my room's doorstep. Lucky i saw.

42. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Almost did. Almost. Almost.

43. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
No.

44. Do you have a bf/gf?
No.

45. How was your weekend?
Lifeless.

46. What was the last awkward conversation you had with someone?
Ehh, few months back. That day, lol.

47. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
Tom wot?

48. Whats your favourite food?
Chocolattehz.

49. Your favourite sport?
Basketball probably.

50. Does the sight of blood make you faint?
No i iz strongz.

51. At this moment in time, if you HAD to have someone's name tattooed on, whose would it be?
lOL MINE.

52. What's the date today?
15/12/2009

53. What is on your bed right now?
2 tees, 4 pillows, a blanket, my phone, my wallet.

54. When was the last time you threw up?
Ages ago.

55. What's your favorite word or phrase?
OMGWTFLOLBBQNUBSUACE.

56. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Mlia, Mlia, Mlia.

57. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping, man.

58. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Mlia-ing.

59. What is your favorite holiday?
End of year holidays LOL.

60. Have you ever been to another country?
Yeah.

61. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Chocolate + Chocolate chips + Whatever that has chocs in it.

62. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yeah.

63. When was the last time you ran?
Yesterday. For the bus.

64. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Tampines Rovers vs _________ few months ago.

65. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Americaz.

66. Do you have a tan?
Think so?

67. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
A phone T___T

68. Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
Sometimes. :) :D :> :]

69. What did your last text message say?

"Babe we could get hooked up tonight."

70. Are you someone's best friend?
Don't think so :(

71. What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleep. Oh, town!

72. Where is your mom right now?
In your mom.

73. Look to your left, what do you see?
Bed.

74. What color is your watch?
It used to be black. Now it's non existent.

75. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Nemo LOL. i think of Kangaroos, Nemo, Cadbury, Sydney Opera House.

76. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yea~

77. What is your birthstone?
Topaz ah. I forgot. *Looks up the net* Yeah i was right. I'm intelligent.

78. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
In.

79. Are you happy?
Should be.

80. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Mathz laaaz.

81. Are you allergic to anything?
You.

82. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Slippers.

83. What do you usually do during the day?
Sleep. I iz nocz.

84. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Hey. Yo. Haii. Hi - Better substitutes.

85. How many kids do you want when you're older?
0.

86. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
16

87. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
No LOL. We have Escape Theme Park only HAHAHAHAH.

88. Have you kissed more than 10 people this year?
Sigh~ :P

89. Ever felt like you're not good enough?
I am da best.

90. Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yeah~

91. Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
I don't even waste anytime. Just like that lor.

92. Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yeah lol.

93. Who was your last 3 texts?
Shh.

94. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Uhh. Sure!

95. Have you ever cried so much you threw up?
Sounds ridiculous.

96. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Yez.

97. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
No~

98. Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Maybe.

99. Do you have plans tomorrow?
Townsz

100. Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Sigh. LOL.

101. Do you sleep on your stomach?
I think i've been doing this for the past few nights manz.

102. What is something you disliked about your day?
No chocolate.

103. Do you currently miss someone?
No.

104. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Eeeee. Junhao.

105. Do you have to check in with your parents before you go someplace?
No. I go to the shower, get dressed, head over to the door, call out "Mum i'm going out!", slam the door and just leave. Really.

106. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Ehh?

107. Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
All the time.

108. Do you have a little sister?
No~

109. Have you ever broken anything because you were mad?
Remote. Lol.

110. Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
Used to! Hahaha. Man i rarely text nowadays.

111. Are you ticklish?
VERY. "LIKE IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME THAT'S THE WAY.."

112. Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Prolly notz.

2009-12-08T05:08:00.001+08:00

I iz teh ownagez

We played from 12+ till 5 leh!

2009-12-07T23:54:00.001+08:00

I'm bloody lazy to work~

Like far only. Jurong leh~ Not funnyyyy.

2009-12-02T22:12:00.001+08:00

I used to love these alot as a kid!

Waaa like nice only~

2009-12-02T01:16:00.002+08:00

You see. I woke up at 1pm.
I played basketball till 6pm.

And.

Had to chill and play cards overnight at someone's house till like, 7am before heading over to Mac for breakfast.
Another session of basketball at 8am. (Uhrg at this point i was close to dropping.)

Didn't feel like returning home but did anyway to get a couple of hours sleep before heading out to meet Weiting.
Had lunch at Ikea. THE MEATBALLS LIKE NICE ONLY.
Splurged big time on chocolates. Okay not really. But bought quite alot of stuffs. Lucy got maid help me carry.
Weiting's condo's study room.
Home.
WANTED TO SLEEEEEEEEEP BUT SOME ASSHOLE WOULDN'T LET ME.
Headed out again to meet Wenkai for pool at Safra.
Had to walk home at 1230am. Later kena rape how.

I like power only! 36 hours sleep 2 hours. Okay i'm supposed to go to gym tomorrow morning but i doubt i'll be able to get up. Don't go only lorrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

2009-11-29T03:21:00.002+08:00

A
- Available: Yeah.
- Age: Fifteen

- Annoyance: Alarm clocks.
- Animal: Dogs?

B
- Beer: Is bullshit.
- Birthday: 25th November.
- Body Part on opposite sex: Whaaaat?
- Best feeling in the world: When you get to sleep back in.
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf probably.
- Best weather: Rainy when i'm indoors, windy when i'm out hah.
- Been in Love: Yeahz.
- Been on stage?: Uh huh.
- Believe in Magic: Try to uh.
- Believe in Santa: Probably when i was still a kid.

C
- Candy: Mentos. Eh.
- Colour: Black.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate. Always.
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Italian.
- Cake or pie: Pieee.
- Continent/Country to visit: Americaz.
- Cheese: Cheddar.

D
- Day or Night: Night ftw.
- Dancing in the rain: Naked.
- Do the splits: Woah.

E
- Eggs: Are fun to throw at people.
- Eyes: Dark brown.
- First thoughts waking up: "5 more minutes." Standard.
- Food: Lasagnas.
G
- Greatest Fear: Surrounded by large mutant cockroaches. No shit.
- Goals: Uh. Opps.
- Gum: Uh. Wrigleys.
- Getting along with your parents: Pretty well.

H
- Hair Color: Blackz.

I
- Ice Cream: Ben's and Jerry's.
- Jewelry: Nipple Piercings. Heh?
- Job: Student.

K
- Kids: Are annoying.
- Keep a journal: Blogz.

L
- Longest car ride: 7. 8.
- Love at first sight: No idea.
- Laughed so hard you cried: Teared.

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate Milk lol.
- Movies: Seldom.
- Motion sickness: Always.
- McD’s or BK: Macs ftw.

N
- Number of siblings: 00000.

O
- Overused phrases: I'm lazy.
- One Phobia: Cockroaches.

P
- Place you'd like to live: United States.
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi Twist.
- Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers probably.
- Piercing: 2.

Q
- Quail: iz cutez.

R
- Reason to cry: When the fridge's out of ice-cream.
- Reality T.V.: Woahz.
- Radio Station: Don't listen to radios.
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Uh. No.
- Ring size: Never measured.

S
- Song: Figure 09.
- Shoe size: No idea. I like shoes which are a couple of sizes bigger. Which i can freely move my toes about.
- Salad Dressing: Ew.
- Sushi: Uh. Salmon?
- Skipped School: Sure.
- Slept outside: Yep.
- Sing In the shower?: Uh huh.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Neither.

T
- Tattoos?: None.
- Time for bed: Irregular.
- Thunderstorms: Woah.
- TV: Seldom watch TV. Hmm.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I've tried.

U
- Unpredictable: Eh?

V
- Vacation Spot: Aussie.

W
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No ideaz.
- Who makes you laugh the most?: Myself.
- Worst feeling: When you itch in hard-to-scratch places.
- Wanted to be a model: No? Haha!
- Worst Weather?: Sunny _l_

X
- X-Rays: Head.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009.
-Yellow: Isn't blue.

Z
- Zoo animal: Tigers? Heh.
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius.

Right i'm really bored.

2009-11-29T03:16:00.002+08:00

DO THIS THEN TAG 20 FRIENDS! (OR MORE.) Then tag me back!

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten something confiscated in class.
[x ] Gotten suspended.
[x ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 4.

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total: 4.

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x]Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total: 5.

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm
[x] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to a MP3/iPod/handphone etc. during class.
Total: 4.

[x ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
Total: 5.

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 4.

[ ] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Read in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.
Total: 3.

Multiply by 3: 87%
"I messed up 87% of my teenage life."

._.

2009-11-29T02:26:00.004+08:00

You must have faith.

There was this vending machine at HOGC, y'know, those types which has tidbits like mentos, Twisties, whatever which screw out stuff when you insert a coin.

Yea our mentos got stuck so we decided to shake the machineeee. Wenkai and Bingrong were there shaking their heads and telling us the mentos wouldn't come out.

So we shook. Banged. Rammed. They were right.

Me and Junhao returned to the auditorium feeling like a little bit of a loser when we decided we would go try again!

So we did. And a packet of twisties fell out. We returned to the auditorium laughing. Jitao funny okay. Bingrong was looking at us with that 'what in the world' expression. Haha!

We were feeling pretty confident so.... we tried again. Another packet of twisties came out again. This time we were really like, WOAH.

So we decided to go try for a other Twisties.

The mentos feel out.

You must have faith.

2009-11-28T00:39:00.003+08:00

Wotcherrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Right. The Men United Conference today was pretty okayyyy. Okay as in boring yet interesting.

Headed over to Chomp Chomp after the conference, a famous food palace round Serangoon which i've never been to. Or heard of. It ain't that famous afterall.

Had Stingrays, Carrot Cakes, Satays, BBQ chicken wings and Prawn Noodlesssssssss. Weeeyumz.

AND RIIIIIGHT. The cup like super big only!

YOU SEEEE!

Hitched a ride on Gabriel's dad's car to the nearest bus-stop and bussed to Tampines with Wenkai and Junhaooooo.

2009-11-27T02:52:00.001+08:00

Heck yeah can't wait to eattttt

2009-11-27T01:45:00.001+08:00

Today, I was staying at a hotel and a girl came and knocked at my door. I opened it and when she saw me she started to laugh. After a minute of awkwardness she stopped laughing looked at me and said "I'm sorry I was just looking for a hair dryer." I'm bald.

2009-11-27T00:07:00.000+08:00

2009-11-26T22:04:00.002+08:00

2009-11-26T22:04:00.001+08:00

Today my boyfriend set up an account on a game site. He decided to be funny and set his password as "penis". The message that popped up said "Sorry, your password isn't long enough". I laughed. He didn't. MLIA.

2009-11-26T21:52:00.001+08:00

Yay basketball finally.

2009-11-25T23:48:00.005+08:00

I wanted to blog with pictures hahahaha so i went around snapping. :/

ANTS. Sorry la my camera noob bo bian cannot see.

They were catching fishes! Like cute onlyyyyyy!

Downtowncrowd. said (Yesterday at 11:53 PM):

I shall post~

Axxxxxxxl said (Yesterday at 11:53 PM):

... :(

i look good anyway! eh.

Stackos! They went to play it later on at LJS. Xiasuay onlyyyyy.

And lastly~ I show you a picture of my butt okay!

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WOO.

Mushroom buttzxz.

Kay baiz!

2009-11-25T23:45:00.001+08:00

T'was a long day today.

Slept at 6:45am and woke at at 7.30am. Like pro only~

Anyway headed over to Sentosa earlyyyyy in the morning with like 15 people and had Basketball, Volleyball - Which was a somewhat failed attempt, catching fish in the sea and picnics!

The picnic was pretty successful thanks to everyone’s contribution (especially mine) and although a phone was kidnapped and two others were drowned in the sea it was a pretty awesome day.

Collected my PSP and headed over to somewhere to Tampines for Chilli uh. Fish and Black Peppered Crabs - A friend’s mum’s treat.

Was supposed to go for more supper afters but some people pang puay ki onlyyyyy~

Yay.

Happy Birthday to me.

2009-11-25T01:38:00.001+08:00

Today, while pretending to listen in science I put my coloring book inside my notebook to make it look like I was takeing notes. When I wasn't paying attention my teacher walked behind me, informed me that I had colored Hello Kitty's bow the wrong color and then continued lecturing. MLIA

2009-11-24T14:48:00.002+08:00

I just found out i have wayyy interesting ancestry.

My great great great great great great great great~ grandfather was American.

Anyway. My mum asked me to go over to Genting on the 19th next month. Don't know if i should go. Like lazy only.

2009-11-24T05:21:00.001+08:00

Today, I switched the hourglass loading icon on my computer to a dancing Mario. I no longer care how slow my computer is. MLIA.

2009-11-24T03:51:00.001+08:00

Haru Haru - Big Bang. Awesome. Alright not really but it managed to capture my attention for a few minutes.

Thanks to JuBeat.

2009-11-24T03:22:00.001+08:00

2009-11-24T03:04:00.000+08:00

Blogger'll probably be back.

I-Quit-Tumblr.

2009-11-24T02:57:00.002+08:00

Heck yea i'm back.

6:30pm.

Arcade at White Sands.

Pool round Katong till 10+.

Cabbed back to Bedok for Chicken Wings - 8 of em.

Headed to Tampines - Jackass.

3am.

2009-11-19T06:48:00.001+08:00

Sleep

2009-11-18T19:37:00.002+08:00

1. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- President.

2. Have you ever fallen in love?
- With myself.

3. Do you like older guys/girls?
- Somewhere around my age range would do fine eh?

4. Who are the most important to you?
- Myself.

5. Who/what are you thinking right now?
- Ah~

6. What is your favourite colour?
- Black, black and black.

7. Are you seriously in love?
- Don't think so, no.

8. Would you cry for the one you love?
- Probably.

9. Have you ever failed in life?
- Countless times :/

10. What is your full name?
- Ng Jingheng. Very nice right.

11. Do you like your first name?
- Not really, lol.

12. How long have you liked the person you currently like?
- 100 years.

13. Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
- No.

14. Did you cry today?
- No leh.

15. What are you doing this morning at 8am?
- Eating maggi mee lol.

16. What are you doing an hour ago?
- I was still asleep hahaha.

17. What are you currently doing?
- Playing with my nipples.

18. Who last texted you a msg?
- Ivan.

19. Have you told anybody that you love them today?
- I could.

20. Do you miss anyone now?
- Yea. :/

21. Any plans for tomorrow?
- Yeaaaaa.

22. Is there anyone you want to be with now?
- Sure. I want.

23. Name someone who make you smile today.
- Today, means after 12. Lol Wenkai and Weilun.

24. Name a friend whose name stats with " Z "
- Zhiqing. Heh.

25. Which of your friend stay closest to you?
- Zhiqing. Sian.

26. Do you prefer to call or text?
- I prefer to text, but my new phone makes it hard to text so i'll rather call now.

27. Was yesterday better than today?
- Both days were entertaining leh!

28. Can you live a day without your tv and phone?
- Without TV, yes. I don't watch TV.

29. Are you mad about anything now?
- No?

30. Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it?
- Uh huh.

31. Last person you visited in a hospital?
- I forgot? One of my friends.

32. When is your last and second last hug.
- Last week. Hehe wouldn't you like to know who it was :P

34. How do you feel about your life right now?
- Amazing.

35. Do you hate anyone?
- No~

36. Last person you called?
- Guowang. Lol. I was at Chinese Gardens and bored, i wanted to call him at 4am to 'qi lai niao niao.'

37. Who usually sent you the most texts in a month?
- Myself.

38. Is your room messy now?
- No. Very neat.

39. What are you currently doing?
- Bitch-slapping you.

40. Tag 10 person to do this quiz.
- 10 person.

Adios.

2009-11-18T19:10:00.003+08:00

Hello. Those meteor showers were amazing.

Alright had to get out of the house at 11pm and trained down to Chinese Gardens after meeting my Weilun, Wenkai and Mandy, Weilun's friend.

We had a mat enough for 6 to sit on. But having 4 lie on it was definitely pushing it. We had to S-Q-U-E-E-Z-E. And we were on the grass. Wet. Full of insects. And full of Brenna. :O And these was this 2 inch big spider on top of us. Somehow we managed to spot it despite the darkness. Caught to on camera with flash and the web’s structure’s damn chio. Very elaborate like Singaore MRT’s coverage.

Kay anyway i managed to see only 3. Yahoo says 200 - 300 meteors every hour. Never trust Yahoo.

I’ve actually imagined meteors to be like, a row of bright stars streaking across the sky. In actual fact it’s only a single star moving across and disappears in a one fifths of a second. So everybody goes “Ohh!!!!!!!”, i look up, and see nothing but the dark skyyyy.

Everyone started abandoning the movie marathon shown in front and started lying down. Must focussssss. Songs were playing in front and we were getting high singing. And laughing. FUNNY MEH. Wenkai's laugh's damn contagious.

Tonned till 7, decided to forgive the spider above by not throwing a snail which crawled into Weilun's shoe and left.

2009-11-17T02:57:00.002+08:00

Long day today.

Slept at 7am and was supposed to to get up at 11. Alarm rang but i think i closed it or something. :/

Hella lazy to elaborate.

Alright i just got back and i've got to wake up at 8 tomorrow. Best.

2009-11-16T05:33:00.000+08:00

Shall bike down to Mac now because I WANNA EAT FRIES WOO.

2009-11-16T04:30:00.000+08:00

2009-11-16T04:22:00.001+08:00

Now very the boring lehxzx everyone went offline liaozx :(

2009-11-16T03:05:00.001+08:00

Sian.

Sian X2

2009-11-16T01:59:00.002+08:00

In a world of my own.

You people are nothing trust me.

Going to Bugis again tomorrow. Shall go annoy Irene at her workplace tomorrow just precisely 'cause she doesn't want me to go hahahah.

Maybe around 8+ going Clarke Quay with mai neighbour go ambush his friend with eggs outside Zircaaa. Give him dieeee horrible deathhhhzxzx.

Mai life storii

2009-11-14T23:33:00.002+08:00

Slept 10pm (Woah.) > Got up 7am > Chilled > 10am Tampines Mall > Bugis > Orchard > Orchard > 2012 > More Orchard > Home > Sleep 8.30pm > Got up 11pm > Stoning now.

2009-11-08T02:18:00.001+08:00

I'm home. Woo.

2009-11-08T02:10:00.000+08:00

Tampines for Basketball.

Bedok for dinner. 6 Bbq wings. + Noodles. Full ttm. :/

E!Hub’s arcade.

Missed the last bus. Had to hop on Service 3 till Tampines 201. And cabbed back to Street 11.

My life is awesome.

2009-11-07T14:27:00.002+08:00

Check it out yaw.

Nicholas Ong has no life.

Go draw one Tellytubbies family for me.
Bullshit lol.

:o

2009-11-06T23:50:00.001+08:00

2009-11-05T08:51:00.001+08:00

Hello.

2009-11-02T02:13:00.001+08:00

OH YEA THIS WAS THE STARING INCIDENT AT NIGHT SAFARI.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOKED READY TO KILL ._.

I WALKED AWAY AND BRENNA AND CO BOOED ME BACK, I JITAO NO CHOICE STARE BACK.

2009-10-31T22:01:00.000+08:00

2009-10-31T05:04:00.003+08:00

Alright hiiii it's close to 5am and i just got back wahahahahahahah.

Those animal's round' Night Safari were pretty boring uhrg the only thrilling parts were the Halloween-special trails. I paid $22 bucks to get scared lmao.

Once we got outta the trails we headed straight to the gift shops and got masks of our own and had our own fun scaring people. *Stares at people as they walk pass you* They'll normally look away and at as if nothing happened while deep down they're spooked or act tuff and say, "Hello." Haha!

It was 1 in the morn by the time we got out. Damn. Transportation problems. Me, Wenkai, Zen and Weilun shared a cab and met up with the others at Plaza Sing. Shiaaat the fare costed us $30 awww damn.

Waited for an eternity before NR7 arrived and brought all of us back to Tampines or Bedok. Bedok for Wenkai and Weilun wahahah.

Poonie, Zen, Daniel, Shewee and Ah hei all alighted at their respective stops while Weiting, Xuanwei, Feifei, Klins, Brenna, some friend of Klins and i headed over to 400+ to have.... dinner/breakfast. Woah murtabak. Bloated ttm even till now.

The rest headed over to Klinsmann's while me and Xuanwei went over to Mac and chilled out.

Hella tired now. Chillz.

ANYWAY. Happy Halloween guyzxzxzx.

ALRIGHT SCHOOL TRIP TO ECP TODAY WAS WOAHHHH.

2009-10-29T20:19:00.000+08:00

It’s pretty hectic. We got high on the bus singing songs out loud. Like uhh Fire Burning, Insomnia, Right now and whatever wahahaha.

Our class fucking split and we didn’t plan anything. Uhrg.

So i joined another class who were having picnics hahaha.

In short, i was having fun gambling, giving people hellish roller coaster rides on those two seater tandem bikes, water bombs, almost getting soaked on the shore.

2009-10-28T21:57:00.000+08:00

YAY I'M GOING UP TO SEC 4 E. WOOO. LIFE IS WONDERFUL BITCH.

2009-10-28T21:55:00.000+08:00

CLAP YOUR HANDS AHAHAAHAHAHAAHH.

2009-10-28T01:07:00.000+08:00

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